Jordyn Woods Admits to Being a Cold-Hearted B-tch
We really should not be surprised.
We really should have seen this coming.
What else did we expect from someone who’s been so open about their behavior and attitude?
We speak, of course, about the strong rumor that Tristan Thompson has once again cheated on Khloe Kardashian, this time prompting the reality star to end their relationship.
However, we do NOT speak about Tristan Thompson.
Yes, naturally we expected him to step out once more on Khloe because he did it so carelessly and so frequently back in 2017 — and he did it while she was pregnant.
What, we were supposed to think he’d somehow learned from his mistake despite the fact that he didn’t really suffer any repercussions the first time around?
Still, though, our focus for the purposes of this update is on the woman with whom the power forward allegedly played tonsil hockey: Jordyn Woods.
And we return to what we wrote about when it comes to Ms. Woods: We should have known she would do something like this.
Granted, Woods is famous solely because she is best friends with Kylie Jenner.
That’s what makes this scandal so shocking and so hurtful.
But one look at Jordyn’s Twitter page makes it apparent that she may have just been using Kylie this whole time for fame and fortune; heck, she may have been using Kylie this whole time just to get close to Tristan.
Consider what she wrote on February 17, the same day she reportedly spent all night at Tristan’s home, very likely getting boxed out by the rebounding force, if you know what we mean:
I could love you and still cut you [the f-ck] off.
There you have it, right?
Woods is openly telling the social media world that she would not hesitate to screw over even those very close to her — which is exactly what she’s appeared to have done here.
According to a report by The Hollywood Unlocked, and later confirmed by other better-known celebrity gossip outlets, Thompson hosted a gathering at his house this past weekend.
Woods was on the exclusive guest list and witnesses say she made out with Tristan at various points during the evening.
They also say she didn’t leave until 7 a.m.
Shortly after the report went public, Tristan Tweeted that it was “FAKE NEWS,” prior to deleting this very lame defense.
One of Khloe’s best pals, Malika Haqq, wrote on Instagram that the report actually contained “STRONG FACTS,” while Larsa Pippen echoed this sentiment with an “Amen.”
Thompson previously made headlines in April of 2018 after he was caught cheating on Kardashian with numerous women days before she gave birth to their daughter.
Actual surveillance footage from months prior revealed Tristan cozying up to females in Washington D.C. and New York.
But Khloe eventually took him back because she wanted a strong family foundation for their child.
That won’t be happening this time, not after Thompson broke his vow to keep his penis in one place and not after he got it on with Jordyn Woods of all people.
Just days ago, Khloe wrote “Baby girl” as a sweet response to selfies Woods posted on Instagram.
Jordyn had also posed a model for Khloe’s Good American clothing band; the two were totally tight, you guys.
But not as tight as Jordyn was to Kylie. When you consider their history, it’s almost as if Kylie’s own wife cheated on her with her own brother-in-law.
In 2017, on an episode of Life of Kylie, Woods and Jenner took part in a “committment ceremony,” which was very dumb but also very interesting, considering what has transpired since.
“I vow to always be there for you, through thick and thin. In this life and after,” Woods said, in front of friends and family.
Said Kylie in return: “I promise to encourage you, inspire you, love you, through all the good and bad times.”
“I actually feel like I’m in a full relationship with Kylie,” Woods later said, adding:
“There are different types of relationships – we’re definitely in one. Not necessarily sexual, but definitely emotional. It’s draining sometimes.”
Especially now, yes.
Let’s just hope Khloe takes her own advice.
Let’s hope she really did mean what she wrote on Instagram back on January 23:
There will be some things you won’t get over. Some things that will sting you so hard they will set you back to where you started.
And you will hurt and hurt and hurt, but you will also rise from it. You will learn from the past.
You will adapt and survive no matter how hard it gets. You will shape your own reality and accept how you should never settle for anything less than you deserve.
And let’s hope she never talks to Thompson ever again.