In a year loaded with awful people, we'd like to make the case for David Eason as the Very Worst Person of 2018.
We know there are people who did far more damage over the course of the past 12 months, but most of them have accrued a fair bit of power and influence over the course of their lives.
David has taken great strides toward making the world a worse place this year, despite having no money of his own and being one divorce filing away from total obscurity.
It's impressive in a deeply depressing/infuriating sort of way.
And now, David is closing out 2018 with more of the bigoted nonsense he's been spewing all year.
Take a look:
1. Dave the Douche
David has been awful for as long as we’ve known about him. But he hit new lows in 2018.
2. Multiple Rock Bottoms
Eason effed up so consistently and colossally in 2018 that it’s impossible to choose a single low point.
3. Not the Brightest Bulb
Of course, David’s shock at receiving a visit from the Secret Service after issuing violent threats toward the president and other elected officials springs immediately to mind.
4. Outdoing Himself
But in these final weeks of 2018, David has been finding new and innovative ways to prove to the world he’s truly a waste of oxygen.
5. A Man Without a Platform
Once he got booted off Instagram for that pesky “threatening to kill the president” kerfuffle, David began trying to make a name for himself on Facebook and YouTube.
6. How Does He Do It?
This led to brand new kinds of bad decisions, such as when David decided to film himself illegally towing a stranger’s truck.
The Hollywood Gossip