Cardi B Explains Offset Rendezvous: “I Just Had to Get F-cked!”
So much for speculating over whether or not Cardi B and Offset were having sexual intercourse again.
Both halves of this estranged couple just confirmed their major bangfest in Puerto Rico.
As previously reported, Cardi and Offset were photographed jet skiing in San Juan on Friday, with the former’s arms wrapped around her cheating husband’s waist, a smile plastered on her face.
It seemed pretty evident at the time that the stars had reconciled, about three weeks after Cardi B announced she had split from the rapper.
In an Instagram Live video uploaded on Saturday, Cardi told viewers that, yes, she got back together with Offset during this getaway.
But it was really just their private parts that enjoyed each other’s company.
It remains unclear just where her heart stands.
“I just had to get f-cked. That’s all,” Cardi explained to fans about why she was spotted with Offset.
The artist stroked her hair and looked off to the side as she spoke in this footage, prior to turning to face the camera with a matter-of-fact expression.
Well then, right?
This TMI-filled piece of information comes as no surprise at all to anyone who’s been chronicling the up-and-down nature of Offset and Cardi’s relationship.
Just a few days ago, Cardi filmed a different video in which she said she missed Offset’s “big, fat, black and heavy” unit.
She said “gag reflexes are leaving because I haven’t sucked dick in such a long time [and] I miss it.”
Concluded Cardi in this video:
“I’m about to to relapse and call this n-gga… I miss [his dick] a lot. I want it in my throat, inside of me, demolishing me, destroying me.”
Let no one say Cardi isn’t a woman of her dirty words.
She just went out and totally got herself demolished by Offset, despite it being VERY clear that he stepped out on Cardi on multiple occasions.
A woman nicknamed Summer Bunni has said that she slept many times with Offset during his marriage to Cardi.
In case you somehow thought Cardi was lying, meanwhile, Offset has also confirmed that he smashed his wife this weekend.
He posted the above video on his own Instagram page today.
It features the musician dancing to Michael Jackson’s classic “The Way You Make Me Feel” and it includes the caption:
P U S S Y K N O C K E D M E O F F M Y F E E T B A B Y 9/20 M E R R Y X M A S.
For the record, September 20 is the day these stars got married in a secret ceremony last year.
Perhaos this was Offset’s way of celebrating their one year, three month-plus anniversary?
Who the heck knows with these two.
As for how her jet skiing pics even got out?
“Let me tell you something about the jet ski n—a, right?” she said in her video, expounding:
“The instructor or whatever the f-ck he is, he was taking pictures of us on the phone like, ‘Oh, I’m gonna send you these pictures so you guys can have a memory and I’m going to delete it.’ I’m like, ‘Oh, OK.'”
But the the guy leaked the images and probably got paid for doing so.
“What type of professional sh-t is that?” Cardi asked.
She then ended her video and, we presume, fantasized again about Offset’s D deep inside of her V.