The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Teresa Giudice Goes OFF!
If there’s one thing we know about the ladies of The Real Housewives of New Jersey, it’s that they love to hold a good grudge.
On Wednesday’s episode of the venerable Bravo reality series, Teresa Giudice was at war once again with new housewife Jackie Goldshneider.
The two have been at odds ever since Jackie brought up Joe Giudice’s imprisonment and potential deportation from the United States of America.
If you watch The Real Housewives of New Jersey online, you know that Teresa has no qualms with flipping a few tables to get her point across, but Jackie does not appear to be scared of her.
That’s refreshing, right?
Margaret Josephs invited all of the women to her home for brunch, and Jackie wasted no time before she started bringing it all up.
Melissa Gorga was chatting about Danielle Staub’s bachelorette party, and she said that Joe did not allow her to have male strippers at her own one.
In a truly surprising move, Dolores Catania stepped in and called BS on Melissa saying that she was scared of her husband.
After some back and forth, Jackie stepped in to defend Melissa, and Teresa was not ready to let that happen.
“You just met her two minutes ago!” she yelled at Jackie.
“You’ve been here for five minutes. If you wanna make it to 10, I would shut it if I were you!” she continued. “This is my sister-in-law.”
“Do you own her?” Jackie asked calmly.
“How f–king dare you?!” Teresa fired back.
“NO! I F–KING CURSE! YOU DON’T F–KING LIKE IT? TOO F–KING BAD!” Teresa hurled back.
Jackie went on to ask Teresa to talk “like a civilized human being,” adding, “You don’t sound intelligent right now.”
“You don’t go in between family!” Teresa screamed, and Jackie tried to explain herself, but Teresa was not ready to back down, so she yelled: “Don’t talk about my family!”
“Then have the conversation in private!” Jackie complained.
As per usual, Danielle stepped into the scenario to defend Teresa, but the latter thought Melissa should have stepped up to the plate because they’re family.
But Danielle went on to say that Jackie was “really cocky,” and that prompted the following response:
“Danielle, shut up,” she said, adding:
“Sorry, but I’m not letting somebody like Danielle lecture me on relationships when she goes through fiancés like toilet paper.”
The argument continued, but Jackie maintained that she was the one in the right.
“Not a good move. Not a good move. Fire’s coming out of Teresa’s eyes,” Margaret said in a confessional before Teresa left the house without saying goodbye.
“As far as I’m concerned, I’m done with Melissa and Jackie,” she said to the cameras. “They can stay up each other’s asses for all I care.”
As if that wasn’t enough drama for one installment, the ladies reunited in Bimini for Bridezilla’s wedding day.
Oh yeah, Danielle Staub finally got hitched, and while we know the union does not last long, it gave us some more twists in the tale.
At the dinner, Danielle opened up about Marty’s kids hating her, later adding that she “commands respect.”
This seemed like a thinly veiled attempt at Danielle telling her man he could not see his children if they hated her.
What are your thoughts on all the latest action?
RHONJ returns Sunday, December 30.