I can't wait to find a guy to raise your child the way you can't.
This is what Jen Harley texted Ronnie on the latest episoode of Jersey Shore, as tension continued to mount between the volatile couple and viewers watch it all unfold in awkward agony.
Just when you thought things between them would be calm and normal…
Wait, what's that? You never thought things between them would be calm and normal? Fair enough.
But how did they get out of hand this time around?
Take a deep breath, pity their poor young daughter and scroll down to find out:
1. I’ve Made a Huge Mistake
“There goes my life. Nothing about this is good. Nothing good can came from this ever. Ever. Ever. Ever. Ever. Ever.” Ronnie told himself as he took a shower early in the episode with the woman known as Jewish Barbie in his bed,.
2. Really? He Didn’t Sleep with Her?
No, not based on the footage we saw. Ron Ron left the bathroom and went downstairs to smoke a cigarette on the porch. By this point, it was already morning and he continued to get text messages from Harley.
4. It Was All Innocent
Ronnie eventually made his way upstairs to where Angelina and JWoww were just waking up. Jewish Barbie had gotten into Angelina’s bed and told her Ronnie was very sweet to her and didn’t make any sort of move on her.
5. Ron Ron for the Win Win!
“I’m actually shocked. Ron is grown up,” JWoww replied when she was told nothing sexual transpired.
6. Did Ronnie Sleep at All, Though?
Nope, he told Angelina, explaining himself as follows: “Dealin’ with drama. Apparently, I’m single ’cause she’s crazy. She’s very disrespectful, telling me, ‘I can’t wait to find a guy to raise your child the way you can’t.’ Sending me screenshots of f–king Sam and her new boyfriend, saying, ‘That’s how happy I’m gonna be next year when I find somebody.’ Super disrespectful.”
The Hollywood Gossip