Keeping Up with the Kardashians Recap: What a Piece of $hit!
In case you somehow had not heard, Tristan Thompson is a total pumpkin eater.
The guy has cheated a lot, is what we’re saying.
And Sunday night’s new episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians focused on the fallout from the basketball player’s unethical actions.
“This is crazy,” said Khloe to Tristan upon seeing him in person for what appeared to be the first time since his infidelity scandal broke.
And by broke, we mean it went crazy viral and the entire world found out he had been sleeping with woman behind Khloe’s back.
While was pregnant.
The interactions between Khloe and Tristan continue to get crazier and more awkward on this installment once Kim Kardashian and Kris Jenner arrived.
Inside the hospital room — because Khloe discovered Tristan was a cheater TWO DAYS BEFORE GOING INTO LABOR — tensions were clearly high.
Everyone tried very hard not to mention the fact that they had seen literal video evidence of Thompson kissing other women.
At one point, Kim was standing behind Tristan and menacingly sliced her finger across her neck, as you can see in the clip below.
Yes, she and her loved ones played nice in front of their sister, who wanted a peaceful delivery, but it was often a challenge not to basically attack Thompson.
“This is something I’ve been waiting for my entire life,” Khloe told the camera of having a child, adding:
“I don’t want to take away anything from this moment, and I have always been a believer of ‘Don’t make permanent decisions off temporary emotions.’
“I want to experience this magical moment, and I want this for me and my daughter and for him at the end of the day.”
Eventually, with her strong mother pushing through the pain, True Thompson was born.
We got to witness her first few moments of life, along with a quick kiss between her parents.
Khloe commented on her amicable attitude toward her cheating boyfriend in a testimonial saying:
“With Tristan, my focus is not whether we’re going to be together or not. My focus is on my daughter and … seeing him be a really great father to her.”
Which is not to say there wasn’t a lot of anger on her part.
While still in the hospital, Khloe vented to her sisters at one point as follows:
“It’s a lot harder to filter through this stuff when it’s so public and when I gave birth the following day.
“Everyone is giving you their opinions and their input and their own unsolicited advice.”
She commented that she felt the “doctors and nurses” knew what was going on and called the whole phenomenon “humiliating.”
We seriously can only imagine.
A few days after the birth, Kim, Kourtney and Kris had a serious off-camera family discussion with Thompson.
“He was very remorseful,” Kris claimed of her quasi son-in-law, but Kim wasn’t so certain.
“I think he’s more embarrassed that he looks stupid,” she said, while both sides wondered how many more women would be revealed as Thompson mistresses.
We were also taken back to Kim’s appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, during which she referred to Tristan’s affair as “so f–ked up.”
She then made a point to call Khloe (something we did not previously know) and give her a heads-up about her statement.
Khloe replied: “I mean, it is f-cked up and he’s a complete piece of sh-t.”
Finally, while speaking with Kourtney, Kim vented that Tristan had called her “an instigator” for going on Ellen.
He really did have that kind of nerve!
“I unfollowed him on Instagram. … I’m like done. Done with him. Over it,” she said.
The episode concluded up with Kourtney showing sympathy for her sister’s turmoil, commenting that she’d “been there” with Scott Disick.
Kind of. Sort of. We never thought we’d say this, but:
Tristan Thompson makes Scott Disick look like a responsible saint.