Amy Schumer: Pregnant with First Child!
Amy Schumer largely owes her successful professional journey to talking a lot about sex on stage.
Now, however, the comedian is can look forward to a special personal journey due to the act of having sex in bed.
Which is to say: AMY SCHUMER IS PREGNANT!!!!!
Schumer and her husband, Chris Fischer, are expecting their first child together, according to the star’s good friend, Jessica Yellin, of News Not Noise.
She was asked by Schumer to make this exciting announcement on her Instagram Stories page Monday evening.
“I wanted to share some news from our community, maybe it’s noise but it’s happy noise,” Yellin said.
“So I’m not in the business of making voting recommendations, but these are the recommendations of Amy Schumer, one of the most consistent and earliest supporters of News Not Noise.
Now read all the way to the bottom, you’ll see there’s some news down there. Congratulations, Amy.”
Not exactly the most traditional way to confirm a pregnancy — but since when was Amy Schumer concerned about being traditional?
At the conclusion of a list of Schumer’s recommended congressional and gubernatorial candidates was simply the line:
“I’m pregnant-Amy Schumer.”
And there we have it.
The pregnancy bombshell comes eight months after Schumer and Fischer got married in Malibu.
They had been dating for only a few months before the surprise February 13 ceremony, which was attended by such celebrities as Jennifer Lawrence, Jennifer Aniston, David Spade, Judd Apatow and Larry David.
As part of her vows, Schumer promised to keep blowing her husband.
But we now know the couple has been engaging in another form of relations as well.
On February 15, Schumer confirmed her marriage to Fischer by sharing a series of photos from the wedding to Instagram, along with the caption, “Yup.”
She can be a woman of few words sometimes.
The actress and the Beetlebung Farm Cookbook author were introduced by her assistant (who is also his sister).
They made their red carpet debut as a couple at the 2018 Tony Awards in New York City on June 10, as pictured above.
Earlier this month, meanwhile, Schumer got arrested as a protest of Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh.
Because her wedding seemed to come out of nowhere, and because she hadn’t been dating Fischer for too long at the time, many strangers on the Internet assumed Schumer was expecting.
They assumed it was a shotgun marriage.
But Schumer shot down this chatter by writing “No I am not pregnant” on Instagram not long after she became a wife.
Here is a look at the way Yellin and Schumer teamed up to make this announcement:
And below is a look at Schumer on her wedding day.
Won’t you join us in sending her and Chris your very best wishes?