Kourtney Kardashian Posts Ab-tastic Thirst Trap, Sends Epic Message
Kourtney Kardashian shared an absolutely tantalizing photo to remind the world that she’s hotter than Kim will ever be.
Maybe she was also sending a message to Younes Bendjima — or to Scott Disick. It’s hard to say for sure.
You’ll have to take a look at this ab-tastic pic and decide for yourself.
The first thing that you need to know about this gorgeous image is that the White Fox Swim brand bikini she’s wearing is called “100% SALTY.”
Maybe that’s just a coincidence. Or maybe she’s feeling salty af.
The second thing that you need to know is that her caption simply reads “detox.”
It’s difficult to tell if she means that she is literally detoxifying herself after perhaps indulging a little … or if she is just relaxing after being around toxic people.
The third thing that you need to know is that she looks all kinds of hot. Take a look at these abs.
Now, is this just another Kardashian thirst trap, or are we looking at a message aimed at someone in particular?
The first suspect who comes to mind as a target for Kourt’s Instagram messages is Younes.
This wouldn’t be a plea for him to come back.
No, this would be her flaunting her gorgeous self to show him exactly what he is missing.
And maybe she’s “detoxing” after the end of their relationship.
On the other hand, Kourtney was partying with Scott Disick just a few days ago at Kylie’s 21st birthday party.
The two were seated side-by-side and, while they weren’t shoving their tongues down each other’s throats (at least, not while on video), they seemed to be getting along just fine.
Khloe and Kim were not even a little shy about their fantasies of Kourtney reuniting with the father of her children.
Was this Kourtney showing Scott that she’s every bit as hot as his almost-20-year-old girlfriend?
Or was she just literally detoxing after spending Kylie’s birthday partying by his side?
That said, there is another obvious target for Kourtney’s not-so-subtle message.
She and Kim have been feuding intensely on Keeping Up With The Kardashians.
You might dismiss that, since the feuds were filmed months and months ago — but remember that Kim and Kourtney’s feud spilled onto Twitter. Recently.
On the show, sparks flew between the sisters after Kim lashed out in response to Kourtney being difficult about the family Christmas card.
Kim told Kourtney that she was the least interesting to look at of all of the members of the family.
We’d say that Kourtney’s gorgeous “detox” pic pretty much destroys that claim.
We don’t know which of these theories is right. Kourtney might be multitasking with a single photo.
It’s also entirely within the realm of possibility that she just posted a hot pic of herself for its own sake.
Look at it again — there’s no need for a second meaning. Not with abs like those.
Kourt has truly blessed her followers.