Kim Kardashian to Kourtney: My Husband Bangs Better Than Your Boy-Toy!
We’ve seen Khloe confront Kourtney over her rude-ass behavior, but apparently that’s only the tip of the iceberg when it comes to Kardashian sibling squabbles.
So you know how Younes likes bragging about hot cougar sex with Kourtney? Apparently Kourtney likes bragging about their mind-blowing sex to anyone who’ll listen.
All of these brags about banging are getting on Kim’s last nerve. And now Kim and Kourtney are kompeting over who has the best sex life!
HollywoodLife has the scoop on Kim and Kourtney trying to one-up each other in their respective bedrooms.
“The girls can turn anything into a competition,” the insider reminds fans. “Even their sex lives.”
“Ever since Kourtney started dating Younes,” the source continues. “She hasn’t been able to stop bragging that she’s having the best sex of her life.”
It may very well be that she is, but it sounds like it’s getting under Kim’s skin.
In fact, it sounds like Kim feels like she has something to prove in this arena.
“Her constant bragging about how much great sex she’s having really annoyed Kim,” the insider shares. “And made her feel this pressure to keep up.”
That’s silly. If someone brags about a good restaurant, you can go there to try it for yourself, but this is a different situation. You don’t have to brag about how good your lunch is.
The source explains: “So now she’s on a mission to outdo Kourtney.”
Well, that’s one way to respond to your sibling’s declarations of happiness, we suppose.
“It’s not going to be easy though,” the source cautions.
The insider elaborates, saying: “I mean Kourtney’s dating a guy in his 20s.”
“Apparently,” the source reveals. “His stamina is out of this world.”
As we mentioned, Younes has been bragging about how good his sex with Kourtney is. It sounds like these two are really enjoying their relationship.
“But Kim swears Kanye has the energy of a guy half his age,” the insider says.
Well, that could be true, but it also sounds like something that a man’s wife would say if she’s feeling defensive.
The source says: “She’s convinced that her sex life is better than Kourtney’s.”
That’s a weird dispute for two sisters to have, right?
“Of course,” the insider continues. “They’ve tried to drag all their sisters into this.”
Oh, good, they made it worse.
“But Kylie thinks the whole thing is ridiculous,” the source says. “And she does not like to share about what she and Travis Scott are up to.”
Thank goodness that Kylie Jenner is so sensible, and other things you don’t normally expect to say.
“Kendall is all about it though,” the source spills. “She likes listening and learning from Kim.”
As for Khloe, she’s not competing … but she’s still involved, apparently.
“Khloe said she’s going to be the judge and rule which sister is having the best sex ever,” the insider says. “The contest between them is silly, but very real.”
This does sound very silly, yes.
But considering that Kim and Kourtney had a “vagina smell-off” way back in 2013, this is arguably not the worst competition that they’ve had.
Poor Khloe had to be the judge then, too.
It may very well be that Kim and Kanye have an amazing sex life.
After all, surely Kim had to marry him and stay married to him despite everything for some reason, right?
It could also be the case that Kourtney is bragging because she’s insecure about her sister’s married bliss or about other aspects of her relationship with Younes or even about Scott Disick.
But we’re inclined to believe that
Besides, there’s no way to test it. Hell, even if the sisters swap husbands and boy-toys and baby daddies, that still won’t show them how good other people’s relationships are.
It takes two to tango, and what’s good for one may not be for another.