The Bachelorette Recap: Virgin Territory (As in, One Guy is a Virgin!)
A very important selection was made on national TV last night.
But forget Donald Trump nominating Brett Kavanaugh for The Supreme Court.
Becca Kufrin had to choose her final four suitors on The Bachelorette!
The latest installment of this ABC favorite featured some spit-swapping; one man admitting that he’s a virgin; and Becca confessing to having sympathy for the man who shattered her heart this spring.
We start our recap with Blake.
He exhibited a lof of trepidation prior to his one-on-one date, only to then listen intently while Becca said she has developed feelings for multiple men this season.
Such a situation never presents itself on The Bachelor or The Bachelorette.
“In a way, like, I do sympathize with Arie because I couldn’t understand how you could feel so strongly for multiple people,” Becca said of the man who did THIS to her in front of millions.
“I see just how difficult it probably was for him at the end.”
Blake only cared about whether he was one of these people for whom Becca had serious affection, though.
He opened up to his potential wife about the affair that led to his parents’ divorce (his mother left his dad for Blake’s high school basketball coach!) and then dropped the L-Bomb.
Dude said he was in love with The Bachelorette!
Becca then told the cameras that she was in love with Blake too and she could absolutely picture the pair growing old together.
“My heart just recognizes his,” Becca confessed after giving Blake a rose.
Welp, that’s it then we suppose!
We can call off the rest of the season now! Becca has found her man!
No, wait. Colton had went on a solo date with Kufrin this week.
And he had quite the bomb of his own to drop:
He’s a a virgin!
As in, he has never had sexual intercourse.
Really?!? replied Becca, in so much shock that she actually walked out on their dinner for a bit.
(To use the bathroom is all, she later Tweeted.)
Becca came back and assured Colton that she would never judge him, but she expressed concern in her confessional that the guy had not really experienced much of life.
(Translation: He could not please her in bed.)
Colton explained to Kufrin that he wasn’t waiting for marriage, just “the right heart.”
This line was apparently enough to win Becca over, as she gave him a rose (how could she not?!? You can’t hear someone is a virgin and then send them home.) and Colton was satisfied that she accepted him for who he is.
But who is Garrett Yrigoyen?
The presumed front-runner if you read our section of The Bachelorette spoilers, he has been dragged hard online by those who have read his racist social media messages.
He and Becca spent basically their entire meal gazing into one another’s eyes, only for Becca to express some concern that Garrett is almost too relaxed and happy.
Is there any depth to the guy at all?!?
WAIT… we interrupt this rundown to bring you the following piece of BREAKING NEWS:
Viewers were pissed on Monday that ABC cut into The Bachelorette to air President Trump’s Supreme Court decision:
…. and we’re back!
Who cares about the person that will help set social progress back decades? There are more roses to hand out!
Garrett accepted Becca’s challenge to go deeper and opened up about his ex-wife and how he changed himself to make their marriage work.
Becca took this story to mean that she and Garrett had similar pasts with their exes.
She was psyched when he told her he was starting to fall in love with her and she handed him a rose as a result.
From there… the stars stripped off their fancy clothes and shared a sexy night swim before the date came to a close.
Finally, Becca had one rose remaining and three men for a group date: Leo, Wills and Jason.
The former was sent packing because Kufrin didn’t think she and Leo were at a place where she would feel comfortable meeting his family.
Wills then said he was in love with Becca, but that actually prompted her to give Jason a rose because she didn’t reciprocate this intense feeling.
So that’s it!
Brett Kavanaugh will reverse Roe vs. Wade and Becca Kufrin is down to four suitors!
Click on the video below to watch The Bachelorette online and see how terrible Wills took his dumping: