Kourtney Kardashian Eats Foccacia, Klaps Back at Mommy-Shamer
Based on a couple of clips we’ve seen to far from Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 15, Kourtney Kardashian will be fighting mad when this reality series returns in August.
Here. See what we mean below:
But while Kourtney may get angry at her sisters on air later this summer, the long-time E! personality looks pretty darn relaxed at the moment, having shared a handful of photos from her ongoing vacation in Italy.
On Sunday, Kourtney shared a photo of herself on a yacht in Portofino with the caption, “just finished my daily basket of focaccia…hbu?”
To the average Internet user, this picture is both hilarious and beautiful.
It’s hilarious for two reasons: First, Kardashian apparently eats one basket of focaccia per day; second, she’s asking whether her followers have also done so themselves yet, as if this is a regular hobby.
It’s beautiful because…. ummm… just take a look at Kardashian’s ridiculous body in this image:
To the average Internet troll,however, this picture was a cause to lash out at Kourtney and question her qualifications for motherhood.
In a response to the snapshot, one idiot went ahead and actually commented,:
“Where are your kids?”
To which Kourtney replied:
“My son was taking the photo, and the other two were sitting a table across from me. Thank you so much for your concern.”
We’re gonna go out on a limb and assume that last sentence was written with sarcasm. Extreme sarcasm.
Kourtney, of course, shares children Mason Disick, Penelope Disick and Reign Disick with ex-boyfriend Scott Disick.
She arrived in Italy with boyfriend Younes Bendjima in late June and has been sharing many pictures from the trip on social media ever since.
It’s pretty clear everyone is having a grand time abroad, as evidenced by this totally adorable image of Kourtney and daughter Penelope.
How precious, right?!?
Kourtney and Bendjima seemed like a random fling back when the two first got together.
But they are reportedly still having hot cougar sex every chance they get and appear to be going stronger than ever before.
For some very strange reason, Maxim recently left Kourtney off its Hot Women list, which should perhaps be prosecuted as an actual crime.
We present the pictures above as evidence.
And for those who want to look like Kardashian, apparently the secret is now out:
Eat a basket of foccacia every day. There you have it!