Amy Schumer Vows to Keep Blowing Her Husband
Amy Schumer took fans by extreme surprise this month when she went out and got married to Chris Fischer.
The comedian and the celebrity chef got married on a random Tuesday afternoon in Malibu, expressing their perpetual love for each other in front of family members and friends.
Now, two weeks after shocking the entertainment world with her wedding, Schumer has provided a few more details about her big day…
… one of which does NOT come as a surprise.
“Part of the thing that's good about us getting married so quickly is that we're so in love," Schumer said on SiriusXM’s You Up With Nikki Glaser podcast, adding:
"Every girl I know, if they get proposed to they're like, ‘Oh now? Now that I can't have kids!'"
Schumer also explained how she penned her vows in 20 minutes and how she isn't very proud of what she said; although one thing she said fits the persona this occasionally NSFW comic has developed for herself.
"In my vows I go, ‘I promise I’ll keep going down on you, even though everyone tells me I won’t,’” she joked, comparing her loving words to those of Fischer:
“And his were like, heckling me too. He was like, ‘The other day I lost a tennis match and you called me a fucking loser.’ It was all like, awful shit."
There were some sweet words exchanged between the newlyweds, too, however.
Schumer has shared a video filmed during the ceremony and reception, some of which includes Schumer and Fischer standing before their attendees and saying some pretty terrific things to one another.
"People are wondering, 'Why the rush?' and it's because I truly cannot wait another second to be your wife. I love you," Amy says down below, to which Fischer replied:
"I love you, Amy. You bring happiness and joy to every part of my life. You are the best thing that ever happened to me. I love you with every piece of my heart."
Excuse us while we go in a corner and melt from happiness, okay?
As for how Schumer feels now that she's married?
"It feels f-cking good! I'm a wife as hell," she gushed on the aforementioned podcast.
Watch the special wedding footage below: