Sugar Bear Learns Paternity Results: Is He Really Alana’s Father?!?
Last Friday’s episode of Mama June: From Not to Hot did not focus on Mama June herself.
The main topic on this installment wasn’t how she was not hot before and then how she lost a lot of weight and how she is now considered hot by some.
Instead, attention was turned to June Shannon’s eccentric ex-husband, Sugar Bear, and one rather pressing question:
Is he actually the biological father of Alana “Honey Boo Boo” Thompson?
This issue was only raised because Sugar Bear’s second wife, a woman named Jennifer with unusual taste in men, ordered a DNA test behind her husband’s back.
This was decided on for one of two reasons:
1. Jennifer is sort of evil.
2. It was written into the script by producers.
As you can see in the sneak peek below, Jennifer did at least have second thoughts about the whole set-up once the envelope with the paternity test results was actually in her hand.
“I’m having second thoughts about opening this because I didn’t tell Mike,” she explains, adding:
“I don’t know how he’s gonna act when I told him that I done this.”
SPOILER ALERT: He did not react well.
“I am the father! I don’t need no damn piece of paper telling me,” Sugar Bear yelled once he learned what Jennifer had done.
As it turned out, this was much anger and much ado about nothing at all, considering the test came back without an actual answer.
“The DNA samples look corrupted, so they couldn’t tell if you were her father or not,” Jennifer told viewers.
This didn’t exactly calm The Bear down, however, as he remained both certain that he knocked June up back in the day and also certain that his wife betrayed him in this instance.
“We don’t need no damn DNA test. I mean, I thought we was in this together,” Sugar Beat said to his better half on air, continuing:
“Why would you go behind my back and do this and not even tell me?”
The real answer, of course, is because it was written into the script.
But Jennifer made it sound like she was just protecting the couple financially and legally… because they wouldn’t be tied to June any longer if Sugar Bear did not conceive Honey Boo Boo.
“We had to make sure she was blood. During mediation, you’re going to be hit with child support,” Jennifer said in response.
“That’s money that is going to come from both of us. I went behind your back to protect you.”
June, meanwhile, both scoffed at this development and also shook her head over all that went down between her ex and his new woman.
“Keeping secrets and being sneaky behind people’s back in a relationship is not right it’s going to backfire in her face #MamaJune,” she Tweeted, along with:
“Well welcome 2 his anger jennifer and it could get worse #MamaJune.”
Here is another look at Sugar Bear’s anger.
The season finale of From Not to Hot airs this Friday WEtv.
If you plan on tuning in to see where this goes, we have one question for you: