Kendall Jenner: PREGNANT?!?!
2017 … well, it hasn’t been a fun time.
So many things have happened this year that we’d rather forget, but we can’t, because we are stuck in this nightmare hellscape with no real hope of ever escaping.
But if you think about it, this year hasn’t been all bad!
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have been super adorable to watch, and speaking of royalty, Beyonce had her legendary pregnancy reveal, and she also gave birth to the twins this year.
Another neat thing about 2017 has been the Kardashian baby boom — it really has been something to see.
In quick succession, we learned that Kim is expecting her third child via surrogate, Khloe is finally pregnant with her first baby, and Kylie got knocked up, too.
But with just a tiny, tiny bit of time left until we ring in the new year, is Kendall sneaking in a pregnancy announcement of her own?!
Yep, as strange as it may seem, fans think that Kendall could be cooking up Kris Jenner’s latest grandchild, and it’s all thanks to this selfie:
She captioned the photo “loner life” and added an alien emoji, but it’s her stomach that’s got people talking.
Because is that a baby bump?!
Several people commented on the pic to ask her if she’s pregnant, and one person even asked if all the Kardashian/Jenner women are expecting.
To be fair, it kind of does feel that way.
“Khloe, Kylie, Kim…. And you decided to make another one baby?!?!” one person asked her.
Another wrote “Is the whole family having babies?? If so she is the cutest preggo person!”
Before you start rolling your eyes too hard, the photo isn’t the only thing that’s got people thinking Kendall could be expecting — she also made a pretty cryptic announcement earlier this week on her website.
“As I look ahead to next year,” she wrote, “my goals and priorities are changing. I’ve had an incredible 2+ years connecting with all of you, but I’ve made the difficult decision to no longer update my app in 2018.”
“I hope you’ve enjoyed the journey as much as I have, and am looking forward to sharing the next chapter with you.”
Goals and priorities changing? “The next chapter”? Tell us more, girl!
It’s also worth pointing out that while she isn’t too flashy about it, she has been dating Blake Griffin for a little while now, and it’s said that things are pretty serious between them.
So could it be true? Could Kendall be the fourth KardashiJenner to start working on a new kid in 2017?
Sorry, but probably not.
If you look at the photo that started this whole mess, you can see that her naturally tiny waist is cinched in to look even smaller, and all those organs have to go somewhere, you know?
If she’s wearing a corset or a waist trainer or whatever, then all of her insides and whatever little bit of fat she has doesn’t just disappear — it gets pushed down, and that’s what we’re seeing in her selfie.
But man, wouldn’t a pregnancy announcement from Kendall really just end this year right?