The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 8 Episode 9 Recap: When Chairs Fly
Kim D. has got to be the woman the producers of The Real Housewives of New Jersey call in when they need to inject some drama back into the show.
It’s almost like they thought, “Darn, Danielle is not bringing the drama we thought she would. Could we get Kim D. back to stir the pot and fracture the friendships of the core women?”
It’s not a bad thing, but if The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 8 Episode 9 proved anything, it was that Kim should not come back again because her claims do not hold much water.
What Posche Really Stands For
Siggy and Dolores showed up to prepare for the fashion show, Kim wanted to know how her claims about Teresa being a cheat went down with everyone.
“Everyone hates you so much,” Siggy said proving again that she is not one to try and sugar coat things.
Kim then said that she heard Teresa was done with Jone, so she could do what she wanted. That’s when Siggy and Dolores defended her.
“Welcome to the Posche fundraiser. Toodloo!” Kim said to the women as she gave them a breather.
Teresa claimed to Melissa that she would keep her composure and not fight with her hands because she needed to keep it together or she ran the risk of being hauled back to jail.
Not one to show any fear, Kim said that she would fight Teresa, Margaret, Dolores, and Melissa. Yes, really.
“I’ll take you all, come on,” the villain said, but it was not clear whether she was smiling, or pooping her pants. We can thank the botox for that.
“Nobody is gonna talk about my husband or me,” Teresa says.
“You talked about my husband two years ago. Did you see him fuck another girl?”
That’s when Kim said Teresa has been spotted out at clubs and getting close to other men.
“Piece Of Shit, Coke Whore, Home Wrecker Every Day!,” Teresa said of what Posche stands for. Her attempt to string a sentence together failed because it did not make sense.
Kim then went for the jugular and said that if Teresa got rowdy, she would have her locked up.
Melissa tried to defend Teresa and asked Siggy and Dolores whether they were disgusted yet by what they were seeing. Dolores started yelling and getting up in her grill.
Teresa left and referred to Siggy and Dolores as Kim’s puppets.
Siggy and Dolores See the Light
The next day, Siggy and Dolores went to dinner with Frank, and he was straight to the point about understanding where Teresa was coming from.
The two women agreed that maybe they should have left the event, and Siggy went to visit Teresa to let her know she was sorry.
Teresa accepted, and they were friends again, but Melissa was still unsure about the pair making their way to Milan.
Melissa closed her segment essentially saying that Dolores had better watch her back. Is anyone else her just for Melissa and Danielle teaming up to take down Dolores?
Like Mother, Like Daughter
The other big plot strand was Marge Sr. going on a date with Margaret’s accountant. Margaret and her husband went along for the ride to chaperone the date, but it became clear there was something sketchy going on.
Margaret made ill-timed comments about her mother still being capable of “swallowing.” Yes, that is what Steve will be dealing with if he becomes a permanent fixture to the family.
The Other Side
In a more serious scene, Melissa, Teresa, and Joe spoke to a medium about Nona’s passing, and the medium said that she was happily on the other side and is out of her pain.
It was unsettling because all three of them were bawling their eyes out. The only thing that irked me was that the woman could have gotten her information from watching every episode of the show before meeting them.
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