Kourtney Kardashian Tries, Fails to Prank Sleeping Kendall Jenner
Even though she made the mistake of spending a decade of her life cleaning up Scott Disick's vomit, Kourtney Kardashian still has a lot going for her.
She has three lovely kids, enjoys a "career" that requires her to do literally nothing except live out her lavish life in front of a camera crew, and probably owns about a dozen pairs of shoes that cost more than your car.
But apparently, there's one area in which Kourtney is sorely lacking.
It seems the girl can't play a prank to save her life.
In a preview clip for this week's episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Kourtney and Khloe attempt to punk a sleeping Kendall Jenner.
Their plan is at once simple and intricate:
Kourt and Khloe plan to cram some chocolate in Kendall's butt crack in hopes of making the poor girl think she "sharted" herself in her sleep.
Like we said, not a terribly complex plan, and if executed properly, it probably has an amusing payoff.
But that's the problem–you've got a couple first-timers attempting a prank with a pretty high degree of difficulty.
Granted, we've never tried to put food in a sleeping person's ass, but we imagine it's pretty hard to do so without waking them up.
This is a classic case of flying too close to the sun and Kourt and Khloe pay for their hubris in the end.
It's like a Greek tragedy, but with butt chocolate.
Next time, just draw dicks on her face and be done with it.
Check out the failed fake shart below, and watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians online so you don't have to watch this scene out of context.
We kid. Nothing ever happens on this show.