Ariel Winter Flashes Major Underboob, So Enjoy That
And she’s never been a stranger to bikini pics, of course. That doesn’t mean that it gets old.
This time, she’s celebrating her first day back filming Modern Family by showing some serious skin. We have to imagine that she’s not wearing that outfit on the show. …
A crop top can be wonderful, because it flashes your midsection.
Whether that means hard abs or a soft tummy, it’s usually a good look.
(Some people won’t be into it — they might be into legs or have a foot fetish or whatever, but it’s still a good move)
Ariel’s looked great in crop tops before, but usually they don’t expose skin that’s up quite this high.
Because not only does her top reveal that she’s for sure not wearing a bra …
(We’ve seen her go braless before, though, like in that video where she’s twerking on her dog)
… It comes up high enough that you get the feeling that an inch less of fabric would have gotten this banned from Instagram.
And heavens forbid that Ariel Winter might stretch or yawn or give someone a high five.
(To say nothing of jumping jacks, which are out of the question)
We can’t imagine wearing an outfit so skimpy, not because there’s anything wrong with it — which there isn’t.
But because you’d be constantly worrying about a nip slip, right?
Like, even the act of opening a door or walking too quickly might make you nervous.
She looks great, though.
Ariel Winter just celebrated nine months of dating with her boyfriend, Levi Meaden.
They got to meet a giraffe named Stanley on their celebratory date, which sounds like a potential third wheel but, you know, whatever.
Ariel was wearing a crop top then, too, though one that let her stretch her arms up into the air without freeing her nip-nops from their textile prisons.
(Thus the giraffe-petting, as giraffes are not short animals)
Every photo of Ariel Winter serves to remind the world of just how lucky Levi Meaden is, you know?
Ariel Winter’s lucky to have him, too.
But … he doesn’t take nearly so many risque pics.
(A lot of people would say that he should, though — you know, for equality and all that)
Crop tops can be a great way to beat the heat.
Summer weather can be brutal.
As the burning hate orb in the sky wages its war against comfort and power bills, how you dress can have a huge impact on whether or not the heat makes you want to die.
Bras, thick clothes, dark clothes, and anything that covers more rather than less of your flesh prison are going to trap your body’s heat and help the sunlight and warm air exacerbate the situation.
Thin clothes, crop tops, short shorts — or, better yet, thin and flowy skirts, sleeveles tops, and open-toed sandals can give you some much needed relief if you have to venture outside.
(And if you’re not up for wearing skirts because of gender roles, you can always wear a kilt!)
Ariel Winter clearly knows how to stay comfortable and sexy at the same time.
Though it seems clear that her favorite way to stay cool outside is to take a dip in the water wearing one of her many, many bikinis.