Massive Fight Breaks Out in Denny’s. And We Mean MASSIVE!
There's nothing rooty, tooty, fresh or fruity about the following video.
But there is a whole lot loud, crazy, violent and extremely disturbing, that's for certain.
In a piece of totally insane action captured by comedian Nick Nack Pattiwhack, a bunch of patrons begin to argue vociferously inside a New York Denny's…
… only for their words to quickly turn into an array of flying fists.
(Pattiwhack, it should be noted, rose to viral fame earlier this year after he pretended to break into NBA star Anthony Davis' residence and then filmed the sensational baller at home while constantly saying: "Oh no! What is you doing, baby?"
He's become a household meme since and he narrates the following fight in the same, annoying, repetitive way.)
As for the brawl you're about to witness?
Good luck making sense of it; we have no idea what precipitated the violence.
All we know for sure is that Pattiwhack has no interest in actually breaking it up.
He just focuses on getting the best angles and uttering the same phrase over and over again.
We'd say the throwdown was somehow staged to help the comedian boost his odd brand, but there's just no way. It's impossible to stage this kind of intense battle.
This sh-t is real. And absolutely bananas: