Keeping Up With the Kardashians Recap: The Return (and Revenge) of Caitlyn
Caitlyn Jenner returned with a vengeance Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 13 Episode 7, thanks to her forthcoming memoir.
To say that some of the subject matter of Cait’s tome did not sit well with ex-wife Kris Jenner may be the understatement of all time.
If you watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online, or if you don’t, you can see why Caitlyn (formerly Bruce) and Kris are at odds.
When Caitlyn suggested they get together and talk things out, the Momager was understandably hesitant to go there, but did:
“My emotions are definitely a roller coaster when it comes to Cait… For the sake of my kids, I’m trying to be a good friend.”
Caitlyn came by with a copy of her book, The Secrets of My Life, and they talked, “a really positive step in a great direction” per Kris.
Until the transgender star told her former wife that she had left her gun at the Kardashian family home and will be needing that back.
This was a shocker, and not because of the gun …
“The only problem that I have with the gun is it’s registered in my old name,” Caitlyn explained, leading up to the big bombshell.
“I’ve got to get that changed. But in some states, I think if you go through gender confirmation surgery it’s the only way you can.”
Kris was stunned: “What? Would you have done that?”
Cait was not having it: “You know what, don’t even go down this road cause I’m not talking about it,” she said, changing the subject.
Kris: “I always wondered why you peed sitting down.”
Wow. Later, Kris told her daughters that “basically the only nice thing she had to say was that I was great socially at a party one time.”
“But yet, he stayed married to you the longest,” Kim Kardashian noted, referring to their 20-year marriage. “So, it doesn’t make sense.”
“None of it makes sense,” she told her daughters.
Kim felt for her, too: “My mom’s been putting in so much effort trying so hard to have a good relationship for their kids together.”
“Caitlyn has every right to feel however she feels, but why bring my mom into it one more time? I just feel so bad for my mom.”
Kris, forher part, has had it, saying, “So, I’m done. I’ve never been so angry and disappointed in somebody in my whole life. I’m done!”
We’ll see about that. Speaking of done …
This week we finally got to see the whole back story behind Rob Kardashian breaking down over Blac Chyna leaving him … on Snapchat.
Kim and Corey Gamble went to check on him, where he explained that he “wanted people to know that I’m hurt and this is f–ked up.”
A literal cry for attention, if you will.
According to Kimberly, she’s always been super tight with Blac and stuff, but “I’ve always felt like them as a couple just isn’t that healthy.”
“I think they know that too. Rob can be really irrational and just has to learn to take responsibility for himself and not blame Chyna.”
Just wondering have you met Rob, Kim?
“You had a baby with me,” he vented, about Chyna, who wasn’t there of course. “I would expect you to be in love with me.”
“I wouldn’t expect that to be lies and fake.”
Of course, the very next day, Rob and Chyna ended up making up and he went with her to a nightclub appearance in New York City.
Khloe said on camera what we were all thinking at the time: “Apparently Rob and Chyna are back together and that makes me sad for Rob.”
Later, Khloe said it to his face as well:
“She texted all your sisters and said she’s disgusted by you and ready to leave you. You’re staying in something so dark and toxic?”
Kim added in, “We just think that it’s a really toxic relationship and we’d love you to focus on being a dad and focus on yourself.”
Rob, of course, did what Rob does in these situations and got defensive: “You guys are speaking out of your ass. Stop being stupid.”
Even Kylie Jenner had seen enough.
“He’s so delusional,” the teen said.
Kourtney Kardashian agreed, saying she couldn’t believe he actually wanted to film another season of doomed spinoff Rob & Chyna.
She said this: “I think he wants to do it for the wrong unhealthy reasons, thinking that it’s hanging on to his relationship when it’s not.”
Still, Rob insisted that they are in a great place right now (for the next 15 minutes) and that their concerns are duly noted, but unneeded.
He even wrote the entire family an email saying he’s grateful they care about him, but he’s “working through [his] issues” with Chyna.