Khloe Kardashian: I’m O.J. Simpson’s Daughter!
Well, this is an interesting turn of events …
You know all those rumors about how Robert Kardashian isn’t Khloe Kardashian’s biological father?
Sure you do — and if you don’t, then where have you been for the past ten years?
Ever since this family first shoved themselves into the spotlight, people have had something to say about Khloe’s paternity.
And when you look at Khloe alongside her older sisters, it’s actually pretty easy to see why.
Khloe’s much taller — she’s 5’10” to Kim’s 5’3″ and Kourtney’s 5’0″ — and her hair is naturally much lighter.
Kim, Kourtney, and even Rob have a very similar look, and there’s something about Khloe that’s just undeniably different.
And the family even acknowledges the big differences in Khloe’s appearance compared to her siblings: in an early episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Khloe even had a test done to prove that she wasn’t adopted.
The obvious issue with that is that no one ever thought that Khloe was adopted, they just thought that Kris may have fibbed a bit about who impregnated her, but sure, we’ll give them props for kind of bringing up the issue.
Over the years, there have been a few popular theories about who Khloe’s “real” father might be.
One potential father is Todd Waterman, an animator who Kris was said to have had an affair with both when she was married to Robert and when she was married to Bruce.
Another is hairstylist Alex Roldan. This one actually kind of makes sense, because there is an odd resemblance between the two, right?
But the most popular, most ludicrous rumor about Khloe’s true parentage?
That none other than O.J. Simpson is her true biological father.
Kris Jenner and Robert Kardashian were close friends with O.J. and his slain wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and Robert famously defended O.J. in his murder trial.
It’s pretty damn scandalous to think that Kris and O.J. could have had a sordid affair that produced a love child in the form of Khloe, but it’s also pretty ridiculous.
… Or is it?
Khloe shared this photo on Instagram:
In the comments, someone told her “I don’t know why but you look white in this picture.”
It’s a weird comment, because if Kris and Robert are Khloe’s parents, then she is white.
Khloe must have noticed the odd little statement too, because she replied with “I don’t know … Some days I’m OJ’s daughter. Others I’m Robert’s daughter.’
Right, and some days we’re completely amazed at Khloe’s ability to get herself in the news with a dumb joke in an Instagram comments section.
Khloe, call us when you do a DNA test that can actually prove or disprove these rumors. Until then, don’t tease.