Miley Cyrus: Pregnant? Married? What Else?!?
According to Life & Style, Miley Cyrus got married to Liam Hemsworth in February.
Really. Don’t you remember this cover?
You’ll be forgiven if you forgot all about it… because apparently the editors at Life & Style forgot all about it as well.
The tabloid has run back the same exact story for its latest issue, although this time it has added a bonus lie to the headline:
Miley is also pregnant apparently!
One expects so-called magazines such Life & Style to make up rumors about celebrities. That’s all they really do.
But must they be this lazy?!?
This cover story is even using a photo from the same photo shoot as the last cover story! Sheesh!
The article goes on to focus on the singer’s “baby joy,” while also claiming she has a “name” and a “nursery” all picked out for the impending child.
Where did she and Hemsworth supposedly get married? At home.
Indeed, “less than a year after reigniting their romance, an expectant Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth make it official,” the publication says.
This is all totally untrue.
But Cyrus reportedly has given up partying for Hemsworth, which someone could interpret as a sign of maturity.
But someone could also interpret it as a sign of pregnancy because she can’t drink alcohol while pregnant.
“Miley’s been telling friends she’s pregnant,” a totally real source tells the tabloid, adding:
“And as soon as Liam heard the news, he insisted they make it legal. They secretly got married and now it’s all about the baby!”
The pregnancy was not planned, Life & Style adds.
We’d stop to wonder how this state will affect Miley’s role as a coach on Season 11 of The Voice.
But there’s no point in stopping to ponder that question. Because the story is fake.
So are the details offered up about the couple’s wedding.
“Miley and her man exchanged vows in front of a small group of family and friends at their Malibu home,” this same article states.
“They’ll have a bigger wedding later. They exchanged rings, but nothing flashy.”
If you think you’ve read before that Miley was pregnant and/or married, you don’t need to think again.
Remember the time she and Selena Gomez were BOTH knocked up… by the same man?!?
Or the time Miley got pregnant and then got dumped?
Or the time she was pregnant and headed to rehab?
Or the OTHER time she and Selena both became pregnant?
Yawn. Want to really surprise us, supermarket tabloids?
Run a cover story that says Miley Cyrus is not pregnant and is just in a normal, happy relationship. That will truly take us aback.