Kim Zolciak vs Kim Kardashian: It’s A Butt Selfie War!
Kim Zolciak and Kim Kardashian are basically the same person, save for a few minor differences.
Neither one has an ounce of shame, especially when it comes to social media. In fact, one could argue that they have a sort of unspoken rivalry when it comes to selfies.
While Kardashian was taking selfies at the MTV VMAs on August 28th, Zolciak was busy taking belfies (I hate that I just wrote that) and talking about how sweets go right to her ass.
“My cookies I hope go to my bootie that’s how I justify it,” Zolciak captioned the Snapchat pic that featured her high-cut undies.
Kardashian did something similar, though a bit more worthy of internet-breaking status in October 2013, just a week before West would propose to her in San Francisco.
Earlier this month, Zolciak told fans on Instagram that she got butt injections to keep cellulite at bay.
“I’m so excited to share with you something I just learned from the incredible @simonourianmd1 I went to see what he could do about these couple of dimples (really cellulite) on my butt cheeks and he got rid of them permanently,” she wrote.
“I personally like to look and feel my best soooo thank you @simonourianmd1 for giving me my smooth tush back haven’t see that in a few years
And no, she’s not afraid of telling fans if she’s ever gone under the knife.
“I had a boob job and I’ve had a hernia fixed,” she told E! News back in May in an effort to squash rumors about plastic surgery.
“I had a pretty big hernia from the twins, so I said just do a tummy tuck, which is kinda the same thing, just make the skin really tight. But that doesn’t change my size. I’m the same size I was the day I walked into surgery, I’m just a little bit tighter-looking.”
Hokay, Kimmy. You do you.
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